MATT EVANS: Theresa May, full time home secretary and part-time shoe fetishist, cited various ‘and I am not making this up’ examples including the now notorious Maya, a cat (which Ken Clarke described as a ‘laughable’ and ‘childlike’ example) who managed single-pawed to prevent a man’s deportation. May seems quite happy wearing shoes made by third country nationals but less keen on allowing them into the UK in order to be with their families. Read Matt’s blog here.